Premier's are a dime a dozen - why does every Brit go gaga over them? Even when signed by ex-GBV drummers…

This review seems about right to me - B-/C+ describes this show as far as I can tell. Sorry, fans - it's just OK.

Maron interviewed Moon Unit on WTF recently. Check it out!

something something TWINKIE something something…

Because Pho and Thai are better? Or because "real" musical acts like Miley Cyrus and Pink are better?

*Well crafted story with unanticipated plot twist!*

Dr. Who.
No, seriously, I read the headline as Dr. Who, because, you know, AV Club…

Puig! Can't buy THAT…

Alright drummers - did Moon use hi-hats or didn't he?
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ANSWER ME!

Sha-MON-ah!

That one could go either way - gang banger, or gangbanger. Or, perhaps, gang banging gangbanger.
Can someone PLEASE produce a gang bang porn with gangbangers lining up on some poor gal to the tune of "Linus and Lucy"?
So melancholy…

…because all Chicagoans prefer rooting for perennial losers as opposed to the greatest team of all time? I wish!

wah wah wah wah, wah wah, wanh whnah wah.

With an begrudging handjob afterward…

More like Canteen Cuisine…

I'm trying to change my screen name to "Microwaved Prison Lasagna". Anyone know if I can do that without creating a new profile?

You do know woodland creatures generally don't have access to single malt scotch, right?

I'm pretty sure my avatar could find a suitable mate within 45 days, no prob.

I meant who would vote for said assholes against their own best interests, there's no excuse for that…

Without zombies, who would vote for the assholes Fox news shamelessly promotes?