It's no "My body is starting to quiver and the palm of my hand is getting wet" but they can't all be masturbatory references, can they?

It's a scientific fact!

Well, I don't care what the neighbors say…

Wie Wie's weird love of electronic music, tempered with shitty nu-country is disconcerting to say the least. I hope the REAL Howard Kremer created a false persona for Who Charted in order to provide commentary on current hit singles, otherwise yeesh!

OK by Gaga standards? OK by Kelly standards? Or OK by MY standards….

Star wars is becoming the Bill Walton of sci-fi movie franchises - mostly shitty, but for a few seasons/films here and there, sublime.
Guess that makes Star Trek the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar - rock solid for an absurd amount of time, but never quite A+.
I'm still trying to figure out what to do with Bill Russell - Dr. Who,…

Why would anyone live on an ENTIRE PLANET that looks like the Sahara? And, yet, the planet that looks like a swamp is virtually uninhabited? Also the planet that's one big city - WTF?
*scratches head*

I told you , Dad - quit cyber-stalking me.
GOSH!

What we truly need is an update of "Philip Molar - Private Tooth."

It's probably a bad idea to disseminate anything regarding what one masturbates to online. For instance, I totally don't masturbate to my prom date's hella stacked mom or anything…

I think you mean "amoral". As in most strip clubs per capita in Portland, legal weed I Washington, polygamous Mormons in Idaho, etc.

BOO!

*wipes forehead, adjusts yarmulke*
So, Bradley, got any plans tonight?

Beans. BEANS! Beans?
No.

I'd like Hot Saucerman to be the HOST of my life.
"Welcome to CBB Mr. Good Enough!"
"Hi Scott, your wife's boobs are awesome."
*gets ass kicked by scrawny, classically trained sketch show host*

Close it up, close it up…
…BROWGH!

The wrong way to watch The Wire is to go watch whatever trife you plan on watching tonight instead of The Wire.
#noexcuses

Julie,
We all know seeing your friend's band play at some dive on the East side is a once in a lifetime experience. Juliana? She'll be back next month sometime for sure…

…and that message was "Love?"…

IIIII… Wanna be… Gravity…