Two thumbs WAY down.

Says you, bitch!

Meet the Blacks?

Paid for a suck, but all I got was blown off.
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Thanks, Obama!

In a related story, A-Rod will be publishing indie novels from Portland. Specifically, "Choke" from Chuck Pahlaniuckgrklghkrg (is that his name?)

Well, this just sucks.
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Or does it blow?

Ghostwriter opening up for the Bad Seeds in Portland? Count me in!

Fuck you.
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Not really a "rap" song…

Are you saying he wanted the gay droid? The one with hands and stuff?

All our internets are belong to nerd.

Gene Siskel is rolling over in his grave right now.

Old men and the sea. Very contemplative. Until the towel snapping starts…

NO WAY mom figures out how to make the VOD work…

Pahk ya' cah, weah goin' to a keggah.

If only Scott Baio and Dick Wolf could have a kid together, that kid could be the focal point of a REALLY old graphic novel about Chachi getting nabbed by the NYPD or something…

This whole court seems unnecessary.
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Did I get that one right?

By "kids" you meant "wife's boobs", right?
I agree.

"What do you think's IN the SPLEEN?"

WWS, thanks for conjuring me on this thread. I agree.
Wait - God? Oh, I thought you said "Good"…

*Deadpan line delivery*