One too many Camparis…

But they're 30! When you add up their combined ages…

Jason Fast Born Furious.

I foresee a comment thread related to "The Dead Zone."

YOU'RE a Jick!

More like Pete Good Enough…

Only this time, one that sounds good.

I'd much rather see Garfunkel's new band with Stu Copeland on drums…

::Kristen Stewart breathes through mouth::

Cohen's the Bill Walton of comedy - Only a couple of legit seasons, but man, what a couple of seasons…

L'chaim!

I've always said it (not here, on the Oregonian's comment section, generally in regards to socialized medicine, modern engineering, the drinking age and whatnot) - "Look to Denmark - they're better than us in EVERY way."

Eau de toilette - toilet water…

Do you too have a super Jewish sounding first name?

I have a few. They're going to:
1. Scotch
2. Pussy
3. See No's 1 and 2.

A little barrel aged Scotch after aging a kid in a barrel. MMmmm, peaty.

*STAR WARS REFERER WANTS TO *INSERT* SOMETHING INTO PRINCESS LEIA, NOT NECESSARRILY 2013 CARRIE FISHER*

EVERYONE looks good in a Porchse…

With a sidecar of motorcycle…

Think of the children…
…in barrels…