Also, Darth Vader has some sort of motivation for trying repeatedly to kill his kids…

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Look, DBag - alls I know is I got $1.75 to go toward making sure Low Winter Sun NEVER comes back.  If you can get Mr. Tepper to match me, I think we could get something going here.

No, Big Red, no.

…better call S…

"Hey, Cousin Sal…  Tom Brady…  Rajon Rondo…  Dustin Pedroia…  Bill Russell…"

EVERYONE is a creature of pure narcissism these days…

You're thinking of "Joe Rogan."  Common mistake…

Now, if Kim Kardashian's whole "persona" was really a grad school thesis?

You're thinking of "Jimmy Fallon."  Common mistake.

No homo?

Ron Burgundy is about as 70's as a modern Dodge.  And vice versa…

All of the cars on Breaking Bad were Dodge (Chrysler/Jeep, etc.)  They clearly know how to market stuff to people like us…

YOUR Fair diagnosis…

Way to take a stand.

Except people will still get a Fonzie reference 20 years from now…

Name's Wetly - Farts Wetly.  I'd like a wet martini - shaken, not turd.

Or an elderly southern gentleman.  Perhaps a lawyer…

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My science teacher told me it was IN Mom, Dad…