…not to mention John Goodman and a lot less competition than shows do today…

Man, I saw Roseanne in Vegas a few months ago (you're welcome, Mrs. Good Enough…)  Couldn't half pack a 125 seater.  Yikes.  She sure turned her natural hit-into-a-double-play talent into a grand slam with that 90's TV show…

*farts wetly*

You paying?

*chains Alice*

I thought "Blue Jasmine" was what Woody named his cock.

No - Star Wars took place in a galaxy far, far away where they have Earth-like gravity in space, Earth-like micro-climates enveloping entire planets, and Earth-like "humans" "robots" and "racist aliens" all over the fucking place.

Boxing legend Neil "Sweetgrass" Tyson, right?

Typical Jewish mother stuff, with Silverman filling the adult disappointing daughter nicely.  Topher?  Seems like there's a Jewish-er male lead available…

Watch it again - it's definitely a valiant attempt, but nowhere near as realistic as Gravity appears to be.  Understandable, though…

No Dice?  No dice.

…yet end to end lasts five times as long…

Anyone else wonder why Walter White shaved his head in spite of not losing his hair?

Wrong list…

This is a movie, right?

As always, Congress is a shithead and mental illness is a shithead.

I'd like to Halle those Berries!

I thought that was you, Dad…

Ha!  The "Tidy Whites" - good name for a family by the name of "White" who runs a carwash…

Um, smellovision was invented in the 60's, dumbass.