*farts*

Me-thane this thread stinks.

I could just shit twice and die.

Mid-morning snack.  Let's not go crazy here.

*Spoiler Alert!*

*farts*

I'd hit it.

There IS NO ACTUAL TOM WAITS.  That's the problem…

Just a bag of meth, a broken down RV and a pair of tidy whities, unfortunately.

The Wire, Breaking Bad, Low Winter Sun - this guy gets roles on all of the greats!

…which Dan Savage describes as a man who fetishizes having his balls "wrecked" via aggressive twerking…

I'd hit it…

That Sex Pistols show from 24 Hour Party People.

I'm a human and I need to EAT MEAT…

Professor Blastoff, FTW.

What's 2013?  Tapes?

Mount Meh?

5. Relativity does not exist - enjoy lapping a beam of light.

I actually wrote that before realizing my faux pas, then figured "fuck it…"

Ironically, Gravity is the first space movie to show what the absence of gravity actually looks like.