Breaking Bad is great because it's for adults.  So was The Wire.

Um, toilets aren't involved in sharting, that's only when one is fully clothed and not near a toilet.  On the toilet, it's just shitting with farts mixed in.

I'm pretty sure the species would continue with or without the female orgasm.

The high spark of low-skirted girls.

And who wouldn't like to see Hank Hill's take on Syria, Miley Cyrus and Oregon's dominance in college football?

Never Archer.

Will M.I.A play Odditarcissus, the Egyptian goddess of weird fingers?

EGOT or GTFO

Gold, money…  Come on, TV - give us shows about something else!

I stole Walter White's dignity, replacing it with Heisenberg's hubris.

Anna Gunn-esque…

I remember seeing Van Heflin before Sammy Hagar ruined them…

I will sock you in the gut when you least expect it…

You like Bad Company sex?

Radiolab is why EARBUDS were invented.

THAT's what del Toro looks like?

Somebody hire Joe Pesci to stab this guy in the neck with a ball point pen.

Pull up the dumpster, Dad.

She Said!

Koo Koo Ku-Choo, Mr. Smith.