Never saw it, still KNOW it's better than that Depp-ified Willy Wonka P.O.S…

We can plant a house, we can build a tree…

This is one of the few homes in the area NOT to have been used to cook meth at one point or another…

Test

NOBODY in the US likes the taste of a 2/1 martini.  Most don't even like gin…

What - no Dimple Pinch?

Replace just about any cocktail that calls for vodka with gin, especially the above mentioned grapefruit juice (not the pink stuff…)  Bloody Mary?  Check.  Screwdriver? Check.  Kamikaze?  Why the hell not.

The unicorn of digestifs?

Gulp…

So, you "toughened up the meat" last night and made some creamed corn?

Dosh.0

Or the whole Boston molasses spill thing.

HA!  Um, I mean, damn…

I work so hard, don't you understand?  Making maple syrup for the pancakes of our land…

Me too, only with electric fencesssssssss……

…move to Smallville…

Worse than 9/11, but reasonably worse…

Well, it's no Low Winter S….

…deep in the street she drove a '59 Morgan…

Yes, yes you do.