Where's that confounded bridge?

Mission Accomplished!

Something something, the man in the boat, he he.

I hereby give you permission to pronounce NCIS any way you wish.

They'll have to settle for apple butter in the series finale.

In Jobs' view it IS fixed - Apple charges you 2x.  Sounds about right…

Thread lightly, commenters…

Station wagon?  You mean Gus'?  Or Skylar's Jeep?

Wendy?

Um, I wanna have sex with Betsy Brandt while Anna Gunn watches (or the other way around, I suppose…)

Nobody's dumber than Jenny McCarthy.

High water mark for music?

All of Canada listen to Nickelback.  Whether they like it or not…

Demand a refund on all podcasts!

*Shurg Knight dangles Captain Dada from a balcony*

Pop-Tarts with blue frosting…

Flynn…Jonny Cakes…Jonny Flynn

Or a line of crystal meth of a certain hue…

Stop being such a ham…

NOOOOOO!!!