Very big in Sheboygan.

A courier who makes their deliveries by bicycle, but that's not important right now.

Potentially a very poor choice of words, your Grace.

I hope he'll display at least a modicum of cultural sensitivity and use a cricket bat this time.

Just say "Bang!" and fall over ambiguously every so often.

Tag your The Untouchables spoilers, please.

#MarylandIsForJousters

I'm choosing to interpret that as "multiples of nine" and will now return to my basement.

Jail? Clearly the man needs help. Send him to Arkham so he can get the treatment he needs and/or murder some mental healthcare providers during his inevitable escape to go blow up the Whoopee Cushion factory.

Recent tragic statistical outliers notwithstanding.

"[BFF] is already plural."
"Please don't leave."

September 2010 through March 2011. A Golden Age lasting all 8 issues of Thor: the Mighty Avenger.

Lake of Fire was one of those "exactly what I never knew was missing from my life until I read it" books—apparently, Alien + the good parts of Kingdom of Heaven = Good Stuff.

"written by Brian Michael Bendis"

The Ransom of Orange Chief.

Counterpoint: "No carrots."

Top. Men.

I was trapped in Florida most of this week courtesy of the winter storm that hit the Northeast, so I'll be visiting my LCS this afternoon. Planning to get:

Fred Van Lente & Ryan Dunlavey's Comic Book History of Comics is another good primer on the industry, and my preferred companion to Understanding Comics.

Fingers crossed that you get everything sorted.