… nobody mention the Red Hulk's mustache.

1939.

Hey, they don't call 'em "terrible lizards" for nothing.

Disappointing, but not unexpected. I've enjoyed it (and especially Annie Wu's art), but never got the sense it was setting the world on fire.

I was about to launch into an impassioned defense of Stegron the Dinosaur Man as the character that gave us the line, "But I don't want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs!" … but then I double-checked and found out that was actually Sauron.

I will not sit idly by while an ill word is spoken against Stegron the Dinosaur Man. I'll instead post about it on the internet.

I'll be getting A-Force #2, Batman & Robin: The Neverending Story #18, Batgirl #48, Klaus #3, and Pretty Deadly #8.

I'm seein' triple! Nine Daphnes!

I could go into how that movie is worth seeing for the music and fun performances, but it really all boils down to two simple words: sledgehammer duel.

Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso / All for Zorro, stand up and say so!

"It's very fascinating, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you."

Omitting the diner sequence?

Sirius is dead, Shirley.

But the Rockettes? I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't it?

Now Pinky will never find out how he and the Brain can get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants.

Lex Luthor obtains the power of the Source and uses it to create a hodgepodge NuEarth that he rules over as a benevolent god-emperor until Superman and a few other survivors of the previous universe return aboard the Glory Boat and reset everything through the judicious application of fisticuffs. And then everything…

Were you able to determine the relative value of the lodes he discovered at White Agony Creek vs. Red Agony Creek?

What, no mention of Pasiphaë? It's the second most important thing she did!

And here I thought it was due to hard feelings after getting lost in that Kingdom Hearts level.

Ladyhawke still has the greatest instance of Lent-related humor ever put to film.