It gets really confusing once Walker and Morgan start looking for the Black Elfstone.

OK, yeah, I always forget LoC's the one with Dumai's Wells. That's worth it.

That dog has a poofy tail?

I'll say. It took Harper Lee decades!

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I heard Brandon Sanderson has already taken up hang-gliding, the better to circle him, vulture-like, at the earliest opportunity.

No, no, it's cool. I've got it all planned out—if I skip Lord of Chaos, whichever stupid book that Mat doesn't show up in, and anything involving Perrin's Great Wife Hunt, I should be finished in about 7 years.

Guess this means I'll have opportunity to reread Wheel of Time after all.

Great, you found Wikipedia now. Well done. Due process concerns still don't apply, as this Jessica Jones was not a 1) a state actor to whom the Constitution would apply or 2) a member of the Avengers (who, in the MCU, operate under the (questionable) auspices of the World Security Council, not the UN).

All the phonetic laughter in the world won't change the fact that you're wrong.

In an encounter with the villain Murmur, who had surgically sewed his own mouth shut, Batman's fellow Justice Leaguer and all-around good guy the Flash sliced his lips open with a shard of glass.

"Due process is the legal requirement that the state […]"

"Duty of care," "Due process"… did you stumble across a copy of Black's Law Dictionary and not read the whole thing?

Kilgrave was hardly helpless in a situation he engineered with dozens of armed police officers he compelled to shoot Jessica closing in on the docks where he had actively compelled dozens of other people to try to kill each other moments before. He was, throughout the encounter, an imminent threat to the safety of…

"Decidedly unheroic" — this is a limited definition of what qualifies as heroic behavior, though. The greater body of adventure fiction stretching back thousands of years encompasses heroes who engage in the use of lethal force, from Gilgamesh on through Achilles, King Arthur, Robin Hood, Leatherstocking, up to the…

Guess it's lucky you didn't make it as far as Herod's sunglasses.

Speaking of Hasbro, the opening sequence of GI Joe: The Movie is much the same—a perfect distillation of the series in under 5 minutes.

Your thesaurus may be broken.

It's unfortunate, but despite how great Brom's art is, his take on Krampus (as described here) leaves me pretty underwhelmed. Folklore is and ought to be an evolving thing, I'm just not a fan of this "demonic anti-Santa" direction that recent media depictions of Krampus have tended towards. Give me Benito Cereno's…

Out of curiosity, then, have you read Mike Mignola's Baltimore—either the novel or the comics? I've only read the former, but that was a good read and had its story start in a WWI setting.