Well, that's practically the Wall Street motto, isn't it?

IDW has been publishing some fun Rocketeer comics in the last few years exactly along these lines. Really solid creative teams (Mark Waid or Roger Langridge writing; art by Chris Samnee, J. Bone, or Paul Smith) and a bunch of lawyer-friendly cameos from other puilp-inspired properties, plus an official crossover with…

Marvel Adventures was amazing on all fronts, but especially for its portrayal of Doctor Doom. The version of Doom from Avengers & the Infinity Gauntlet was glorious—I'm torn between his objecting to entering a room through the door ("Like a peasant?!") and not caring that others might be upset that he exploded through…

It's… a really big wall?

I would watch that show.

Well, now I'm going to keep not watching The Simpsons, but doubly so.

Only if you're flying the BTL-S3 configuration with a dedicated gunner in the turret. All the Alliance had at Yavin were the BTL-A4 single-seater variant, which had the turret locked into a forward firing configuration. I mean, sure, maybe some pilots could have opted to set it to fire aft, but c'mon—even then the…

Herger the Joyous. He's no Fandral the Dashing, and not even half the man Volstagg the Voluminous is, but still.

"B+."

I was expecting him to end that "I had a lot of fun with your awesome dead brother" speech by adding, "Incidentally, I'm two days away from retirement."

In reading this I realized that, through all its wacky and occasionally questionable permutations as a franchise, my favorite thing about Kingdom Hearts is the consistently awesome music.

Depends on how hot it is outside.

They're Kirby Krackle at extremely high magnification.

Does everything look like a world on fire? Even Waterworld?

Well, neckbeards do love Uma Thurman…

So I says to Mabel, I says…

Your indifference will not diminish my inherently hollow, self-declared victory!

"Does your car need detailing?" My suggestion is more numerically efficient in terms of both letters and characters! Victory!

"Does your car need detailed" — Are we sure that's regional English / grammatical diversity, or simply a case of "Does your sign need more I, N, & G letters?"

Whatever Happened to the Frank Miller of Tomorrow?