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NBC Voiceover Guy
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WATCH SMASH!

Me and a few interns were busy these past few months trying to help Bob get his mind right. Remember that "Sean Hayes =/= God" poster they used in the God's Not Dead sketch on SNL? They actually just borrowed that from the intervention we held for him back in March.

Shit, how did you scoop the premise for the fifth Chicago series?

And don't forget, the wanton collateral damage caused by our loathsome heroes will no doubt lead to a flurry of hilarious claims adjustment in the insurance offices of NBC's Powerless, coming this fall! Or maybe spring! Depends on what fails!

Okay, I guess I'm busted. I'm Julia Roberts.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T WANT TO BE INCLUDED!

Oh, so you're writing these without me now? I see how it is.

I recorded a whole bunch of promos for the shows in the tag but Disqus ate the post :(