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NBC Voiceover Guy
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I'll record a promo for anything that gets pitched. Get on it, people! I'm desperate to stop talking about The Michael J. Fox Show's mystery guest!

Sure they were, NBC, suuuure.

It's our intern Mavis. She had a nervous breakdown last week and tried to jump out the office window. Luckily it was actually just a motivational poster that looked like a window, but I'm still worried about her. Bob gave her some pills from a bottle labeled "Take to get over SMASH" and she's been pretty calm for the

Find out more about Pedro Lopez in next week's ripped-from-the-headlines episode of George Lopez in The Latinolist!, airing Mondays after The Blacklist.

Guys, I'm scared. I was never anything more than an AV Club account. What's going to become of me?

Keep telling yourself that, buddy.

NBC Voiceover Guy
Gender: Male
Started Commenting in the CZ: June 2013
Favorite Community Season: Secret Season B
Favorite Community Episode: Bx08
Things associated with me: A deep and imposing voice, vocaroo, hatred of SMASH, putting up with Bob Greenblatt's shit, being Bob Greenblatt's AA sponsor.

"High-quality"? Thanks man, it means a lot to me.

shhhh! Don't blow their cover!

They have me cutting promos for those five episodes of The Paul Reiser Show that never aired, just in case.

And the performance:

Well, the Vernal Equinox is behind us, the stores are stocking Christmas decorations, and the leaves are beginning to fall, mainly because the yard guys are here and it's pruning day. All that adds up to me feeling a little spooky, and when I feel spooky I channel my energies into writing overly specific parodies of

Well, on the plus side, those tapes I stole from his apartment will keep me safely employed until he leaves.

WATCH IT LIVE

I'll emcee. Or whatever one does on a podcast that requires a good voice.