oh damn…

i did hear someone mention a certain gentleman named arsene lupin, but i'm sure it had nothing to do with this

maybe she and adam b. were just hanging out earlier, and she ditched him. that's why he's asking that.

i like that it was just their spare jewelry, apparently. i mean, who doesn't have a million dollars worth of jewelry just lying around, jamming up their junk drawer?

carefully.

they're laughing because they locked james garfield out, again, and are pretending they aren't home.

the truth is that he just spontaneously exploded. the cia hasn't admitted it because, come on! who wants to think about spontaneously exploding? it's creepy. it gives them the shivers.

hell, half the time, mckinley can't get mentioned in footnote.

meanwhile, in his secret space bunker, jfk laughs and laughs

if the librarians i know can be trusted, right now it's "no money for anything" so i can understand this

"big men putting screwdrivers into things! turning them! and ad-justing them!"

we need to contact dr. jemima.

we sure did, sean

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus  he looks up, and sees the monolith

camera pulls back further to reveal self

that's what she-

ghost zombies are the worst, on account of how you can't hit their brains.

at the end, the last image of the cast will fade away, and the camera will pull back, back to reveal a computer screen

ten thousand curses upon you, autoplay!

phillip II of spain leads his army of werewolves against england