would it forever ban me from the cool kids club to explain that i hate anne frank jokes, and have hated them ever since i first heard one?

@avclub-6ee934260c80f2e2f9098dcd3e44c032:disqus all souls are doomed

the funny thing about anne frank is that she died of typhus when she was fifteen

four people received a limited edition 8x10 digital print of the world's largest jockstrap, another four received a small drawing of said jockstrap

no, all that happens is beaker explodes

an eternity of beer for my horses

oh jeez

huh.

ah yes

"spider man's pretty easy to get along with, after you get to know him: the movie"

uncle ben is the consort of the arachnoid queen ("uncle" being an honorific in arachnoid society) and spider man is one of his many thousands of young, who are sent out into the world find new mates, and to form new colonies

in the last, spider man faces up against the many iterations of spider men that he has been. a terrible showdown is promised

the next guest star on the veronica mars movie…

you fool! now the lamps know where you are!

"loathing"

and zombies! but they're probably legally dead, so they might not be able to use them?

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus  thanks! i don't remember how i chose it, and it's probably for the best

man i always feel like the world has ended when i'm in a mall

great. now i have to add those tacos to my list of terrifying things that somehow actually exist

you can't expect him to hodor on demand. he'll hodor when it's needed, never before