mary queen of scots… of the dead

mary queen of scots themed backpacks sound pretty great, though also macabre

but the things people are watching instead are probably much worse

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he should ride majestically atop a statue of megaweapon.

i do like the internet for saying to a woman who's had life saving surgery "we would have liked it better if you had died in agony"

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The A.V. Club
i wish i knew how to make it bold

yeah, i'm tired of herring them too

two hours of a blank screen

i can see that. for someone who might never see any of the world outside of twenty or so miles from their home, it would be a little piece of the rest of the world brought to you

honestly, it was frightening. i know the whole "scary clown" thing is a cliche, but I was legitimately terrified of clowns and circuses after i went. (i was eight or something)

a lot of restaurants do that

the ravages of time have erased all of my memories of going to medieval times and i guess that's a good thing

for me it was seth macfarlane,

too many seths out there these days

i always thought he was the title character in a novel by henry fielding

also more likely to scream right back in his face, bite him, etc. they will not fight clean

man i was going to joke about how it better be eight year olds just trying to learn how to bake a cake, but that's actually what they're doing. that's the real show

i grew up in detroit. just take a drive through anywhere, i'm sure you'll see something you like