for mutant turtles who lived in the sewers, their world was far more nightmarish than it thought it was

Susan B. Anthony?

the entire movie will take place on trampolines! pizza shaped trampolines! in a sewer! and there's… a rat guy?

completely true

and it still exists! thus, proof

dear lord no. who knows what those cork snorting executives will get up to out there!

it will turn out that the one thing universal to all successful films, going back to the creation of the medium itself, is a scene where an overweight man falls off of a horse

ha ha, their website says:

"it's tearing me apart, lis"- wait, no

maybe the internet obsessing over really bad movies isn't such a good thing after all

i kind of don't want them to turn mean in the same way that walter and perry did

they played "the countessa and the chauffeur"

andy and ollie are basically walter and perry, (but happier even?) and that's more than enough reason to be happy when they show up

maybe they'll take a wormhole the the muppet universe, and michael caine will be there as scrooge!

somewhere, a child is buried

i don't care what you trying to say, the word "turtlepede" is adorable and i love it, and that's all i'm taking from this comment

PolarBears will have all the eyebrows. all of them.

it'll turn out that it's not just turtles all the way down

i guess you could consider all music the concert for the tremendous amount of suffering that happens every day in the awful old world of ours.

but of course.