Agreed re: TNG - had this appeared yesterday I'd have been certain it was an April Fool's prank.

Too true. I can picture GOB from Arrested Development back there in the kitchen, inspecting each batch of cupcakes. Angrily, he throws one to the ground.

Well, at one point she yelled out, "Get in there, beta male!" Hilarious advice that you have, apparently, taken to heart. Good for you!

@Lone Audience - where do we learn that the first mate of the black rock is named Hanso? I thought his journal came to be in the possession of the Hanso family - but I didn't realize we learned anything more.

Stranger in a Strange Land is bad, but I liked The Moth. I thought it was touching. There are much worse Lost episodes. What about the one featuring Nina and Pablo (sic), or the one where Claire passionately exclaims that they need to use birds to send a message off the island? Bleh.

I have faith in ME2. Just look at the ads/trailers for Dragon Age. They were atrocious. Marilyn Manson?! Thirty Seconds to Mars ?!?

I have found solace in this thread.

You liked the movie Dune, and didn't like the film adaptation of The Two Towers?

One of the reasons I visit the AV Club is to witness Zoidberg conversing with Zoidberg.

I would like to see Devin Townsend and Adam Lambert in a sing-off. The prize? THE LOSER'S ETERNAL SOUL.

Unfortunately for Mr. Lewis, when he shows up to fight Phil Collins, he finds a crazed Chester Thompson in his place, and is summarily defeated.

CHAOS REIGNS

God bless the internet.

You might even say that it's not as good as the first?

How quickly we forget a little band named Chickenfoot.

Uh, there was also the fact that Prado was attempting to kill him at the time. Kind of different in that way.

@ortenzia: I sadly feel that way about The Cider House Rules.

" If The Fray had more then one hit they could've been prime contenders for Hall and Oatesdom. Don't tell me How To save A Life doesn't sound Hall and oates like."

Heh
Somewhere, a 19-year-old AV-Clubber-In-Training bitches that this "totally doesn't live up to" Make Believe. And the circle continues.

Hah - it'd be one thing if it just contributed silently to the aggregate. But check _this_ out: