Using 3oh!3 as a basis of comparison for ANYTHING on the internet should be forbidden. It is simply too terrible and too easy. It's like using Hitler or Nazism. It should be banned under the name Douchewin's law.

Agree. Usually, when us nerds bitch about the ruining of our favorite franchises, it's due to shoddy decisions that undermine a legacy. E.g. those who don't like Indy 4 think it ruins the first three; don't do "Ghostbusters 3" because it might undermine the first one; etc…

Careful! Any minute now some pretentious gasbag will inform you that it's improper to like Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Hah, second the Pet Sematary scares. Much of it was pretty ridiculous, but those scenes with the sister were creepy as fuck.

I've thought this was ridiculous too. It reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld where Kramer thinks an old shoemaker has employed a devious plan to steal jerry's shoes:

And lo: TomWaits did come, and speak reason unto them.

re: youtube comments

Fat old hairy white guy:

"Don't order the Skip's Scramble."

Don't feel bad, Wade: I like your theory. One caveat: let's call Soundgarden "Prog-Metal Grunge" so we can watch the good doctor's head asplode.

It's like his friend Ben Affleck told him…

Heh
Pretentious horror fan isn't going to like THIS review!

HOORAY!

God wins the thread. Which, I suppose, is as it should be.

This is an awesome rant.
We should get the pull quotes for reviews of this film ready now.

Great Live
He comes to the Aladdin here in Portland pretty much once every year, and every time it's worth going. Normally, one guy on a stage with a guitar and (god forbid) a harmonica would bore the hell out of me, but he is legitimately awesome.

Good interview
Those movies Carvey mentions at the beginning of the interview - he better not be talking any shit about _Clean Slate_. That movie was great.

@Steve Dave

Good News, Everyone!
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

I would settle for Forgetting the Viewing of Saving Silverman.