Eleven. But I couldn't tell you what happened in anything past seven or eight.

Jesus fuck. Is that not grounds for banishment?

Jesus fuck. Is that not grounds for banishment?

OK, somebody needs to tell the Chico von Guacamole story, because I must have missed that.

OK, somebody needs to tell the Chico von Guacamole story, because I must have missed that.

Oh my god, I do this basically always; I creep on like every comment board here, but outside of Community and Girls reviews I basically never comment, because I never feel like I have anything worth saying. Which puts me in the weird position of knowing everything about you folks without actually being part of the…

Oh my god, I do this basically always; I creep on like every comment board here, but outside of Community and Girls reviews I basically never comment, because I never feel like I have anything worth saying. Which puts me in the weird position of knowing everything about you folks without actually being part of the…

"Who would win, me or a gorilla? No, like, in a contest. You don't understand."

"Who would win, me or a gorilla? No, like, in a contest. You don't understand."

"I only want to make a drink a coal miner would drink. Straightforward. Honest. Something that says 'I live in a hole.'"

"I only want to make a drink a coal miner would drink. Straightforward. Honest. Something that says 'I live in a hole.'"

I assume basically everyone who posts here knows that exact situation. I've pulled the laptop-smash before, sorry to say.

I assume basically everyone who posts here knows that exact situation. I've pulled the laptop-smash before, sorry to say.

@avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus If you can, hunt down the whole issue; it's a This Man, This Monster riff starring Robotman and the Doom Patrol, and has the whole Vertigo universe recast as Kirby-style superheroes. Doom Patrol 53.

@avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus If you can, hunt down the whole issue; it's a This Man, This Monster riff starring Robotman and the Doom Patrol, and has the whole Vertigo universe recast as Kirby-style superheroes. Doom Patrol 53.

EDIT: Sorry, thought that would zoom. Try this one:
http://momentofmorrison.tum…

EDIT: Sorry, thought that would zoom. Try this one:
http://momentofmorrison.tum…

Isn't he just Judas now? BORING.

Isn't he just Judas now? BORING.

Maybe it will be! But honestly, I can't see any good coming of cramming Constantine into a superhero universe. What makes the character fun are his dark, nasty edges, and somehow I can't see the DC/WB/AOL conglomerate signing off on a mainstream character doing things like selling his friends to the devil or blatantly…