before anderson
there was tarantino. don't misunderstand, anderson's soundtracks are excellent selections of music that could stand alone as moody mixtapes, but before his intricately selected and sequenced playlists of sixties and seventies alt-pop jams were q.t.'s equally brilliant, ultra kistchy soundtracks built…

no we do not need anime "catching on" here in america. that's a stupid thing to say.

oh, i get it: it's like a charlie kaufman movie for your mom.

at least we know he can handle the drinking.

station to station
is the best. i thought so when i was fifteen and thought "space oddity" was the beggining and end of bowie. i still think so now.

oh, has anyone made the obvious
clint mccanceraids joke yet? if not then there you go. your welcome internet. if so, then disregard

i can't believe that anonymous is such a red state ball sack that they couldn't even use their real internet alias to post such insane nonsense! invisibly own up to your shit or keep it to yourself.

weird al was my first "rock" concert. he heckled some douche wearing a cheese hat in the front row, did a sexy dance on a satin sheeted bed during "like a surgeon." totally awesome. none shall besmirch the name of weird al. so say we all.

it doesn't fucking matter
if a movie is good it's good in the theatre with throngs of douche bags *and* it's good at home on your couch with the cat wandering in front of the screen. both viewing experiences offer valid pros and cons, but in the end neither is better.

so the one good aspect of 'elephant'…
was stolen from another movie? ftw.

burton and depp need a vacation from eachother. they need to find their own projects to work on for a few years, then maybe come back with something new and awesome. it seems like lately they're just cranking out the same old kinda dark `n creepy, kinda funny `n weird stuff over and over. it makes me kind of sad to…

christina hendricks
someone had to say it.

kirk hammett's seman has made it sound terrible after all these years. she can clean it as punishment, but lars has got to start swallowing or at least snowballing it to james.

a long string of bad luck
as much as i've always loved halloween, and i do more so every year, i've had an almost endless string of bad costume luck ever since kindergarden. that year my mom made me an awesome superman costume which i would try to wear every day after that until the blue sweats and cape wore out. …

first: i killed all your babies today. i didn't matter much to me.

a few picks
'texas chainsaw massacre' - start out with a classic.
'trouble every day' - switch it up, take people out of the comfort zone.
'the descent' - one of the best horror movies in the last ten years.
'night of the living dead' (tom savini's re-make) - not over played like the original, and not a frusterating mess…

all that troma talk and no one managed to toss out 'terror firmer' or 'citizen toxie'? for shame.

'kids' would be my pick, too. it opens with a band (hey-yo!) but when the truth about telly is revealed mid-way through the movie it makes that opening scene all the more painful and awkward. good call, sir.

with "930 reasonable discussions" happening
i'm not wading through all your shit, and i assume someone has mentioned this at some point, but i'd say just about any of the major leads from 'preacher'. the rev. jesse custer is quite literally the anti-hero of the books and his best pal cassidy is a hard drinking cunt…

really waiting for…
senor spielbergo's spanish language adaptation of 'tupacalypse'