Parenting: you're doing it…some way.

Not without a degree of fondness, my nursery-school friends and I referred to the Filmation series as The Fake Ghostbusters.

Missed that entirely. Thanks.

They did? They played the same character years apart in the film that Vera directed, I know…

Yeah, Match Point is pretty fantastic. (Okay, so it's basically the dramatic half of Crimes and Misdemeanors extended to full length and moved to England, but still.)

I only get that way with vegans, really.

Wasn't Will Ferrell going to do a take on Manimal a while ago?

There was a period of about four months in sixth grade when that was the only CD I would listen to. It's amazing that my mother didn't murder me.

Here ya go: http://www.funnyordie.com/v…

Because people's memories don't extend any further back than the beginning of Season 5?

It's not theft, Michael…it's an allusion.

The Bible is public domain.

He was secretly replaced by PantsGoblin years ago.

No one's saying that Moz should stop being creative. But he clearly demands such ridiculous control over performance conditions (and has done so for years) that he probably isn't really suited for live work anymore and should stay in the studio.

ANCIENT JEWISH ALIENS.

Scored by Holland/Dozier/Holland,

It's a Welcome to Night Vale reference. She's the voice of The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home.

So this isn't the sequel to Horrible Bosses?

Only if you hate laughing.

…never happens. That's the end of that sentence, right?