She's not reclusive—she lives in your house.

If the Moth is going to keep sending us full Radio Hours, I do wish that the episodes would—at least once in a while—include stories that haven't already been on the podcast.

All things being equal, I'd probably buy an entire Ian Rubbish album.

And somewhat racist. Don't forget the racism.

Make it the real Transformers and not the Michael Bay shit and I'll consider it.

Do we at least give credit to "The Lazy Song" for having that spectacular alternate video where Leonard Nimoy takes a piss in the sink?

America.

Scroll down and see that RossBoomsocks, who posted this on Reddit, noted that it was a joke: http://www.reddit.com/r/gam…

If Juno Temple isn't willing to take her top off for your movie, you've got a stinker for sure.

Oy gevalt. I read the book. The book was terrible.

He did:

The guys writing this is are the best of the best.  With luck it should turn out wonderfully.

@sharculese:disqus No, the internet did horrible things to American genre fiction.

For whatever it's worth around here, Doug Dorst is a spectacularly good writer—Alive in Necropolis is like a cross between Richard Price and Edgar Allen Poe, and The Surf Guru is as good a collection of stories as has been published in the last couple of years.

Confederacy of Dunces 2: Rotund Boogaloo

Man stays up late, eats a little cake, and thinks about some stupid slut he used to date.

@avclub-b1ef00d12df9bd49c8c9718c39df0771:disqus I sat behind them at a play last year. They looked exactly like themselves but moreso, which is to say that he looked like the grotesque love child of Adrien Brody and Aaron Sorkin and she was so adorable it hurt.

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus Let us pray.

I only see a schooner.

How weird is it that Penelope Ann Miller was married to Will Arnett for a year?