Damn
That thing doesn't look like it breathes. /swampcrotch

PETA:
Where getting buttfucked by super-intelligent monkeys is the Disney fairytale ending.

Hey! Kurt Wagner is a saint!

Yeah, forget the next couple of lines but then it goes
SECRET TUNNEL

I still bank with Let it Die - Gatekeeper is just that amazing.

Fuck
that sounds good.

I love Sharon Jones too, but she's still not even close to the amount exposure that Winehouse had at her prime during "Black". Who came first is irrelevant.

Whichever way you look at it
Amy helped introduce classic soul elements back into contemporary pop-music in a way undone in decades. Her loss is a hard one to bear, and indeed the great shame is that her true potential will never be realized. God knows she could have been so much more.

Precisely Cal. Precisely.

Avalanches above.

I loved that movie
The "beat 'em with a Mac virus" strategy is still hilarious - but that was like my first summer blockbuster I went with my dad to see. Conjures up warm memories….in my pants.

I loved that movie
The "beat 'em with a Mac virus" strategy is still hilarious - but that was like my first summer blockbuster I went with my dad to see. Conjures up warm memories….in my pants.

Still not as bad as "Human Target"
White Collar's shift doesn't have anything on that opening credits change from the 1st to 2nd season of Human Target. Bear McCreary's work was smashing. Alas, when the money got tight - the orchestra was the first thing to go, and we got Tim Jones' (of Chuck fame) shit instead. Too…

Hey Sargent are you and Dick York friends?

So about Michelle Monaghan
She's not in the cast. Will they just make an aside to her just being a housewife? Dead? Total retcon? What gives?

Don't hate on Equus
I get a chubby whenever I ride bareback too.

Pixar's "Princess Mononoke" anyone?
I've been psyched for this since the concept art. This is going to kick so much Miyazaki-inspired ass.

Mr. Son Of A Bitch!
Let's play some cards!

Lucy Punch
I'm sure if we bashed her head in, all sorts of secrets would come tumbling out.

Bobby Kotick?