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giant spider invasion
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"It's a time machine. You never have to wait for breakfast."

Prometheus is awesome, as long as you don't actually watch it.

Prometheus is awesome, as long as you don't actually watch it.

Our Nerd State Fair is a great Nerd State Fair! Don't miss it! Don't even be late!

Our Nerd State Fair is a great Nerd State Fair! Don't miss it! Don't even be late!

A Miserable Pile of SECRETS!

A Miserable Pile of SECRETS!

Can this all end with one of those cocksuckers dragging the dead body of their opponent around on a chariot in front of said nightclub? I'll be honest that I prefer Chris Brown as the corpse.

Can this all end with one of those cocksuckers dragging the dead body of their opponent around on a chariot in front of said nightclub? I'll be honest that I prefer Chris Brown as the corpse.

Nathan I think it's Lynn Collins, not Lily - I only know that because I remember seeing Lynn nakers on the first season of True Blood (it was awesome).

Nathan I think it's Lynn Collins, not Lily - I only know that because I remember seeing Lynn nakers on the first season of True Blood (it was awesome).

Gotta go get da firsties, get da firsties.

Gotta go get da firsties, get da firsties.

Honestly? I found it childish in its lack of subtlety. I don't know why they included it, unless they wanted to make sure there was a visual cue that screamed "HEY LOOK AT ME! I'M A METAPHOR FOR THE MONARCHIAL ESTABLISHMENT AND ALL ITS EDIFICES AND ACCOUTREMENTS AS ACTUALLY BEING WORTHLESS! GET IT!?!"

Honestly? I found it childish in its lack of subtlety. I don't know why they included it, unless they wanted to make sure there was a visual cue that screamed "HEY LOOK AT ME! I'M A METAPHOR FOR THE MONARCHIAL ESTABLISHMENT AND ALL ITS EDIFICES AND ACCOUTREMENTS AS ACTUALLY BEING WORTHLESS! GET IT!?!"

*punch* Welcome to Urf!

*punch* Welcome to Urf!

All good things must come to a sad bastard end.