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Motherfucking John Noble
Better get some serious love from the CC and the Emmy's, otherwise I will rip a hole in the asshole of the universe.

It may be the approximate apocalypse, but I believe if the history teacher had wanted both books, he wouldn't have had to worry about fitting them both in his bag, and his alone.

Someone mentioned this above - but the same idea occured to me: The harnesses function as a bit of a preamble before the captured kids are fitted into becoming Mechs. I'm thinking the harness eases an actual physical transition, or possibly even captures the entire consciousness/brain function - which is then

Jules Verne vs. Charles Dickens
Interesting moment when Wylie was sifting through the pile of books before moving out, holding up "A Tale of Two Cities" and "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea", then ditching the Verne.

Mirri Maz Duur
Forgive me if I misspelt the name, but I the scene I found most interesting, though not neccessarily most enjoyable, was Dany's inquiry into Mirri's actions.

Run for it Marty's got it: No matter how they do it - it is going to be fucking disturbing, especially how supposedly she's half moaning in pain, half in orgasmic delight. I don't really anticipate it, and yet I do.

Well, as the crow flies.

It's ok - this has grabbed my attention too. Looking forward to it.

What the crap
Is that Bobby Kotick?

Dear God
This is going to be a great success. Swedish Chef's Tony Montana riff killed me.

Now
That is one big pile of shit.

John Michael Higgins is hilarious
Really depressing to see him in shit like this.

1st life
Didn't end so well…

Ahem
John Rutter disapproves.

GODAMMIT YOU BITCH!
You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight! Fight! FIGHT!

"The victim's penis was found behind the AC unit."
"Ouch. Can you say….Dicksicle"?

Glad I got the vinyl
I'm gonna be rich!

Yup - it's the great disappointment of the summer. Somebody wake me when it's next year.

Atlantis isn't overused as far as the general populous is concerned. The Stargate: Atlantis fanbase may have been rabid, but it was hardly prolific beyond its target audience.

I know they did a video game on it
But seriously: it needs to be Atlantis. I've been sayin' it since the idea of a new film dropped. It's the last big adventure worthy of Indy - and I don't think enough people ever played the game to make a little retconning uncondonable.