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Nothing like fresh country twang…mmmmm.

"Helplessness Blues" eh?
Looks like Mr. Tillman got the honors of naming this record.

Awesome screen capture
I remember being simultaneously moved and extremely unnerved as a kid when Hagen lost control in the studio. That scene and I go way back.

Who wants PIZZA ROLLS!?!

You can't cover "Teen Spirit"
Unless you kill yourself right after the performance. That way, when…well actually - I guess that really does take care of everything.

And Vincent Gallo
as 'The Cock'.

I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!

Jurassic Park Chaotician predicts hairy manginas! Tonight at 11.

VHAT!?
The full-length trailer for Super 8 comes out and we're stuck watching this crap? What the jizz!?!

Is not.

Princess Mononoke
Neil's adaptation of the translated script was partially what makes that my favorite Miyazaki movie - that and there's nobody today more adept at handling all the facets of classical and modern myth/fairytale.

I was gonna say - Red Cliffs is about as good as it gets. And yeah - talk about sweeping epics. 'Romance' has pretty much everything beat.

Instigating troll Cody Gifford is instigating.

So much for all that tentacle porn I was looking forward to watching.

Boooo
Heart of Darkness is better.

I'd love to get out of the rat race and guard a "U-Store It" for a while *sigh*

Paula Poundstone!

Let the digitally resurrected bodies hit the beautiful Kodak Stage floor!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Capillary dilation of the so-called 'failed firstie'? Fluctuation of the douchebag? Involuntary dilation of the pie-hole?