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You know the score pal! If you're not Criss Angel: Mindfreak, you're little people!

Heartless bastards
Take the world, take every franchise left that hasn't been raped beyond recognition and flay it upon a sunburnt rock - but please, for the love of the gods, leave Blade Runner alone.

….aaaaaand I tabbed to the wrong article.

Hoodwinked
Was a fucking trainwreck of perhaps the worst CGI ever produced, making Toy Story 2, 6 years its senior, look like John's bloody Heavenly revelation.

Hoodwinked
Was a fucking catastrophe. Made 6 damn years after Toy Story 2, and still the ugliest CGI ever produced for human viewing. I couldn't sit through 10 minutes of that shit.

Travis asked that very same question - to the indifferent shrug of hipsters everywhere.

Ultimately, I believe it's hard to really hate on a band named after a most wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Chauntelle DuPree and her Magic Guitar Collection
It's ridiculous, she gets handed a new axe for every damn song during the live show. She's the female Ted Nugent, minus leopard print, ATHF cameos, and well…all sense of badassery.

Required by contract to state:
DEAD OR ALIVE YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

But you WILL HANDJOB ME FIRST.

No Damon
No Bourne

This is solid - but I still got lean back on "Upular" and "Alice" as his best stuff so far.

Yeah - you totally bailed on that second kegstand.

Personally I feel like the track distortion really makes the experience.

Don't ever say you don't get what you pay for with Zodiac.

Childish Gambino = Donald Glover.

TETSUO!
KANEDAAAA!!!

Never Say Never
Every time I see the title I get excited that there's a new Bond movie - then I see what it actually is.

Dead or alive you're coming with me!

Oh and Glee can suck mah collective arachnid genitals.