Lady GaGa
sounded like Ace of Bass tonight. I saw the sign.

confirmed
Next week's mentor is Alice in Chains. Look it up.

Atone for your ratings
By doing an av club all-hands staff live blog of AI from now on.

like
he has anything better to do?

like
he has anything better to do?

i wanted to barf
when Shania was announced as having a "catalogue" of songs. I mean, come on. Lest we put her in the same league as SkyMall and Pottery barn?

..walks into
AV club nerd room. Everyone goes quiet and stares at me through thick foggy lenses. I don't belong.

i wanna
see the casting call for this show

alicia keys' ass
Did ya see it. It was like two christmas hams bathed in a silk onesie.

the funniest one i saw
was the one where he ranted about the Juden. Oh, wait….

If she comes on stage with no feet next week I'm guessing here diabeetus has flared up.

so while this was on
I was perusing MYOF lindsay lohan edition 2010. I looked up and noticed mexigokey got eliminated right before I could wiki search karen carpenter. I wished that mexigokey would have signed off with a rotating bowtie bit.

Now here's what I want
An Oprah network called PWN. The morning hours are solid blocks of doing pure epic shit to things that never saw it coming. Afternoon hours involve the various application of explosives to melon varieties. Evening shows profile famous murder weapons being tested on my favorite show "PWNPRAH"S…

oh listen to me these things 3
1. It was an edge grinder against some abdominal metal plate (seemed very catholic)

he was too intimidated to come
thats what claire said. ZING

shblogging
not to be confused with flogging, the vastly superior fish blog about everything fish!

That shirt
Siobahn was wearing made her look like she was eviscerated. I was pretending she was very brave to sing like that with her large intestine wanting to make a break for it.

Man, I was at the teahouse the other day with Ethel and Isabella and whilst discussing the best way to butter a biscuit, Ethel wondered aloud if that Leonard Pierce fellow is one of those "bedoo-ins". Uncanny.

holy fuck
holy fuck this season is terrible. anyone see didi slip and miss her lypsincing?

man, i loved Wonder Pains of Life too.