Five hyperlinks in the article, and none of them leads to the goddamn Kickstarter page.

Bleed, Ovulate, Repeat

Damn, he's almost as old as Garfield.

The Lion King messed me up good as a teenager, what with the whole "father figure dying in front of your eyes". Now it messes me up in a completely different way, what with the whole "dying in front of your kid's eyes". But it's a little easier to stomach as an adult (especially since the death is relatively early in…

CAR FULL OF MIDGETS!

Damon Albarn is a goddamn musical genius. It boggles my mind how much great material he's released under different names.

Like a Muslim would have anything to do with swine.

Or, more realistically, something equally unproductive but actually fun.

Like anyone would R him.

Remeber when there was only half of a shitty Star Wars movie in the entire franchise? Damn, I miss 1983.

Not a fan, but that's a pretty cool photo up there.

"I love it!!!!"

"I knew it. I'm surrounded by tadpoles!"

I guess Furious Pete was too Canadian for this one.

There's a disturbing lack of Dave Grohl in here.

You're thinking of Emile Hirsch.

NO REGIFT I

Honest Trailers >>>>> CinemaSins

No shit, Internet! This is what happens when 25 year-old games are critiqued by people who just turned 20.

Why puts ketchup on hot dogs, aside from six year-olds and my grandma?