That story is pretty good.

These need to be in the Killer Klowns sequel.

I was debating whether or not to buy this. Maybe I'll just flip a coin.

FUCK YEAH HOT ONES

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Ice cream and grits sandwiches for breakfast!

It's like whoever wrote this never heard of Neil Cicierega.

If I hear another asshole say "verse" instead of "versus", it's going to be me verse them in a cage match.

Whoever inked that needs to invest in something other than a jumbo Sharpie.

That whole "blessed with pregnancy" really pisses me off. What, God blessed you? So any couple that can't conceive isn't favored? Fuck outta here with that noise.

So, you're not going to take that risk? What a pussy!

Super Bowl Li? Sounds like more "Made in China" bullshit.

Well fuck, like anyone other than a DelMonte should be selling canned fruit.

What a Jack ass.

THE A.V. CLUB:

Fuck this song and band right in its collective ass.

Fun fact: Vasquez was played by the same actress as John's foster mom in T2.

I though he didn't write anything down?

Something something "Crash Into Me".

Not the UFO? Really?