2 Fast 2 Litigious

At least he didn't actually LHFAO.

Does one of these options remove Isaac Brock's lisp?

Die Vergent

We can all agree on at least one thing: the Bronco Buster—and by extension, X-Pac as a wrestler—-is some Grade A bullshit.

SUPER DRAGON

Counterpoint: they make awesome pretzels.

Spike Lee just tweeted Colin Farrell's address.

"God Hates Fage"? Come on, it's just yogurt.

It was Teddy Turner, wasn't it?

Give her a break, 90% of the A.V. Club's writing staff aren't old enough to drink yet.

Just watch. 25 years from now, he'll Photoshop Jon Stewart's head on Colbert's body.

THE A.V. CLUB:

On a related note, The Thin Blue Line comes out on Blu-ray next week.

What, you want a cookie?

THE A.V. CLUB

Pfft, like she could afford the book anyway.

3, 1, 2

So…wherever you go, there it is.

While we're at it, can we put a moratorium on cryptic hyperlinks hidden in paragraphs? Just clearly link it at the top or bottom and not inside your cute little write-up.