Why do they need more scripts? I thought the shitter was full.

*ahem*

I must take issue with your assumption that I'm casually munching M&Ms in my cubicle.

Wayne may have been li'l, but his impact on this industry, and Cash Money Records, was anything but li'l.

THE A.V. CLUB:

I'm sorry for beema's lack of manners, but he's not used to escorting men.

That's mind-blowing!

I just wanted to go to Caaaliforrrn-ya.

Dragon Warrior IV was also a really great, complex game that came out well after the NES' heyday in 1994. I was a big fan of the first two but had moved on to the SNES by 1990-91, so its very existence surprised me when I discovered it years later. Sadly, it had already gone way out-of-print by then, but it was…

Sweet, now I know what day I should make other plans.

*catches all of them easily*

"When people express thoughts you do not share, you have to come up with a more eloquent response than showing your ass."

So we've skipped right to early 90s music ripoffs homages already?
Can't we just enjoy synthesizers for a few more months?

And I'm Phil Hartman! My career is going great but only has a few years left!

Season 4 was OK…it was a pretty steady drop from there.

…says "GIGGITYGOOBALLS".

None more black?

Wow, I totally used a Trapper Keeper in the 80s too!
The Internet understands me as a person.

Fuckin' time zones, how do they work?

"Hi, my names Pinkie P…"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"