Shit, can't anyone spell "nickel" around here?!

It only makes sense when you're home, alone on the Internet.

Thanks for taking the bullet for your fellow assholes.

So true. I make it a point to watch that movie at least once every few months and it just floors me every time.

LIKE A BAWSE

Yep, just saw that. My bad.

Also, nothing from The Office made the cut? Seriously? I'd put almost all of Seasons 2 and 3 up against pretty much everything so far.

Counterpoint: too much goddamn teal and orange, Internet.

I don't want to hear old sad bastard music, dapernz! I just want something I can ignore.

Also less production. Not a big fan of "Technicolor" B&S.

Lena Dunham?

"In my defense, Your Honor, I was Catholic at the time."

Same difference.

He might even be Polanski himself. After all, McRibs are only allowed in the U.S. for a limited time.

Also, that avatar!

They're just jealous because drum machines keep better time.

What could go wrong?

After Prometheus, I almost forgot what Aliens looked like.

JAAAAAH

R.I.P., but it was Dan Patrick (with Keith Olbermann).