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It's kind of like Idiocracy. He's dumb, but he's not that dumb.

Ironically, most AV Club staffers aren't old enough to smoke after writing them.

Negative. I poked one, it was dead.

You should have.

There are three goddamn Subways within a five-block radius of where I work, and at least four other places that make good sandwiches.

We need to talk about Kevin.

Probably a marathon of Irreversible, Hostel, Human Centipede, Cannibal Holocaust, etc. while sitting next to my mom and/or grandma.

"YES!" - My inner 12 year old

I hope she's OK. I head they shoot horses, don't they?

yOu aNd mE bOtH !!!

Well, the third room is kind of fun, but they let too many animals run around.

"Once again, the Internet fills a hole you didn’t know you had. "

LADDIIIIIEEEEES

I'm still waiting for the AV Club tie-in series, Captain Caveman and Son of Neckbeard.

"That's what she said".

Curb Your Enthusiasm has some great ones. My favorite is "the stare-down".

I didn't realize White Guilt went that far back. Thanks!

Star Trek: Enterprise gets a lot of hate, but it's probably my favorite pilot out of the entire franchise.