Great Job, Internet!

:Jaleel White sits patiently by the phone:

I'm hoping for a Blu-ray home video release.
DVDs don't have blast processing. :(

Poppin' churries like biscuit cans.

If that movie had the guts to go past PG-13 and really lay into the studio system, it would've been an all-time classic. It's still pretty damn funny though.

"Copyeditor"? You're fired, Caity PenzeyMoog (if that's your real name).

Also, there's no way that he or Frances Conroy could jump that high without breaking a hip.

"FUCK! Even in the future, Disqus doesn't work!"

"Worst hook since 'Candy Shop'".

You're Calvin's dad, aren't you?

All that attention to detail and…it's…brown.

*TILT* *TILT* *TILT* *TILT*

Counterpoint: She's not half-Japanese.

Yep, aside from the already mentioned "Tropic Thunder". That's like having a list of movies that glorify violence…and including "Robocop".

Outta SIGHT!

Which is funny, because he added a bunch of CGI bullshit to that movie too. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I wonder how many cock push-ups they'll do on stage.

THANK YOU

Damn…with Meg, you can never tell if the flash is on.

Alas, poor Shenmue. Poor Dreamcast.