Anything with Jordan Schlansky, to be honest.

THERE WERE FOUR PLANES

I'd argue that the third season is much more removed from Roddenberry's vision. It's pretty much 24 in space. And yes, it's cool to hate on Enterprise (especially the first two seasons), but seriously: Voyager was the worst Star Trek series, hands down.

Nerd rage comments, in descending order:

Have you learned anything from Louie?

David Cronenberg?

Go home and be a family woman!

Some Girls Are Bigger Than Udders?

Oh my God, what a crock of shit. I think my eyes rolled completely back in my head at least twice during this article. Food trends? I can't decide what's more ridiculous: the fact that "food futurist" is actually a job or that someone can get rich doing it.

And yet they suck ass. "Bacon cookies" pale in comparison to both "bacon" and "cookies".

"…and the Special Technical Achievement Oscar goes to…LeBron's headband."

Didn't you have room for "I'D LOVE TO…"?

I'm surprised the original Japanese game didn’t include code for tentacle rape, let alone gay marriage.

Actually, Cher used a vocoder.

THANKS, OBAMA

Could I get that on a North Side Kings shirt?

Pepperidge Farm remembers. Also, I could go for a bag of Chessmen right about now.

"Throwback" is actually made with beet sugar instead of cane sugar (it's just listed as "sugar" on the packaging). Still pretty good though, and much more available now than it's been during the last few years.

Insane!

16 Blocks is a pretty entertaining flick that's (more or less) in real time. Haven't seen it in a few years, but I remember liking it more than most recent Bruce Willis movies.