I know Langly's supposed to be tapping the TV screen, but in this case I'd like to imagine he's saying "thiiiiiis close".

Line breaks in the middle of single-syllable words? My inner typographer is dying here.

Somebody already mentioned Waltz #2, so I'll add Ballad of Big Nothing. I think it might've been the first Elliott Smith song I ever heard.

I'm probably in the minority, but I like this mashup better than both original songs put together.

Do you also refrain from faking the funk on a nasty dunk?

Snug, snug, snug!

R.I.P, Mario Mario. Also, check out Hoskins in Felicia's Journey, he's creepy as hell.

Yeah, I made it about 15 seconds.

*Paedo

As much as I love the self-titled album, Plastic Beach has gotten the most replay. Demon Days is just…OK.

Ellen Page really let herself go. :(

Hopefully not DJ Tanner. We've already seen how sad Full House is without Michelle. :(

Racist.

True. His his impact on this town, and the Parks Department, was anything but li'l.

"It Takes Two" came out in 1988, not 1998. In other words, it's older than most of The A.V. Club's staff.

Spike Lee just tweeted Rod Serling's home address.

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"Are you boys gonna let those Clydesdale bastards take our farm?"

Perhaps if Coldplay recorded that shit in a cabin?

Everyone?