^ Best comment of the year, and I didn't even read it.

Her middle name is also Gay.

THE A.V. CLUB

They take up less space.

Jabroni DRIVE

Also, the shot clock exploded, but you didn't turn around to look at it.

So was "The Killing Joke" (the original, not the new "Deluxe Edition"), and it was awesome.

CHUT UP

Not sure if that's true or not. It's a mystery to me.

Beyonce does, for some reason.

I'll give you…OH!…the house special.

Lynn Varley FTW.

I missed the fun uncle, Fox Action Theater. :(

Counterpoint, your honor. He hasn't changed at all, and I'm a totally different person now.

Oh naw, I ain't come looking for no little boys. I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing. I came looking for man's butt.

So THAT's where my fetish for doily collars came from.

Yes, shortly after you were born, the last remaining shreds of passion and joy they had shared one another's company were slowly dissolved by your constant need for attention. Eventually, they became scared to have sex, as their final impulses were replaced by constant fear that they'd be cursed with any more…

Let us not forget "Everlong".

I got an Arrested Development notification for this?

You spelled "Parklife" wrong.