$50 worth of games? That's barely enough for one game.

Can't speak for Elvis, but 2Pac wrote those songs a long time ago. A real long time ago. Feel me?

“The update has to be incredible"

Let us not forget "The Deposition", if only for Michael's lunch conversation with Toby.

Whenever my wife and I attempt a re-watch of the entire series, we usually end up stopping partway through Season 6 (the "Mafia" episode, of all things). But like others have said, the first three years are absolute GOLD. We've watched them countless times.

What about the sassy one from Canada Dry?

I'll eat my shoe if that happens.

Pfft. Any TRUE Boondocks fan would know that Santa's a bitch ASS nigga.

I hope those record store employees make it out OK. :(

The X-Files and Millennium, hands down.

SHIT, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD GRASS IN MICHIGAN

Well, if you're sure about that subjective, vague conclusion based entirely on things probably written before you were born.

Chris Martin: "AWWW, WHAT'S IN THE BOX??!"

Something something mechanically separated pork.

That'll buy a lot of doily collars.

It's like ten thousand white fans, when all you want to do is feed your kid.

What's really odd is that Green Day (Dookie era) was popular when I was in high school…and they're still putting out popular albums more than 20 years later.

Discount Jake Gyllenhaal
Goomba Head
Gerard Depardon't
Armless, but not Harmless

Owl City? Who the fuck cares about th…

There's always money in the banana sand.