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Randy Miller III
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Do I need a Google+ account to post here? I'm so confused.

Fun fact: Ron's brother Clint voiced the little elephant in Disney's version.

Well, no shit, since Jedi came out about 30 years ago.

It's as good a time as any to give 'em "the talk".

She's such a sooper lady!

Bill Murray just tweeted Ethan Coen's home address.

His hair looks like a firework!

It was yesterday, you heartless bastard. Don't worry though, I took her out to celebrate.

Yes, but you poop like a champ afterwards. But for me, the delicate line between good taste and poop performance is represented by Cracklin' Oat Bran.

Kaboom or GTFO.

I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company left my black ass for dead, huh? But I remember. I remember everything. I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday. I remember that village in Tainan that we cut down. It was a massacre. All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks. I remember the faces, the

High and Low is my favorite. Check it out!

I think Kurosawa only made one sequel (Sanjuro), and there are times I like it even more than Yojimbo. But they're both awesome.

Cars III: Oh My God, Bear is Driving…How Can That Be?

If Serenity were counted as a two (or three?) part episode along with the rest of Firefly, I'd rank it somewhere in the middle. Even the worst episodes of the series ("Trash"? "Heart of Gold"? "Safe"?) are still pretty darn great, but the movie is nowhere near the heights of "Out of Gas", "Our Mrs. Reynolds" or even

L-R: Turtleneck & Chain, Dustache, Punchable Face, The Suede Cowboy

*Spike Lee tweets Optimus Prime's home address*

Damn, those 12 movies and one regular TV show must've really worn her out.

Unless you recently bought any real estate.

Sincere condolences to the families & friends of the deceased, and wishing a speedy recovery to those injured.