Yeah, we wouldn't want anyone's feelings to get hurt or anything.

Hey. kinda like prayer!

You typed all that and couldn't be bothered to finish "Wes"?

Or, as I call it, "cursive with swirlies".

I'd love to play NARC. Just the idea of shooting drug dealers in cold blood would be enough to….oh wait, that was a real game.

She's "Target" black, that doesn't count.

No black people allowed in this version, either.

Mind-blowing!

They'll only be pissed if the movie tanks.

If the Bible itself weren't taken 100% literally we wouldn't need such stupid warnings.

Three cheers for the 99.85%!

THE A.V. CLUB

B…but kids are people too! Especially when they're wearing Louis Vuitton.

As did I.

You spelled Se7en wrong.

Was he born with it, or is it Maybelline?

I can't see it. ENHANCE!

Ow, right in the guilt bone.

Name lawsuits: one more reason to avoid Monster cables.

That joke was duplo-rable.