My friend always played "Odelay" in his car back in the day, and I remember him hating "Mutations" so much that he chucked it out the window. I loved it, and definitely feel it's every bit as good (or better) than most of Beck's output, including the overrated "Sea Change".

Money well spent. Oh wait, no it wasn't. :(

Watson would've probably beat him anyway.

For years, my sister-in-law professed that her favorite movie was The Shawshank Redemption, so my wife and I invited her over to watch it on DVD. Yeah, turns out she had only ever seen the TV version and had no idea about the attempted rape scene. Awkward!

Hey, it's discount Jon Bernthal!

If uniforms could have babies, that dress would the the bastard child of Star Trek: TNG and Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

Wasn't he the "Friends" alum that starred in films with Bruce Willis?

I'll see your "Sonic and Tails in SSB: Melee" and raise you a "Simon Belmont in TMNT: The Arcade Game". Fuckin' W.A. Stokins.

Generic R&B singer > Generic rapper

"Always bet on black." - John Cutter

Reasons why Mrs. Langdon Alger made this post:

1. Dutch oven at Ricky Coogin's wake
2. Close casket lid
3. ????
4. R.I.P.

The above post is sponsored by The Criterion Collection

Oh, fuck stories. Just show the sports and be done with it.

Oh, so you don't care about the Super Bowl, Les Claypool?

The Office, season 8 (and, to a lesser extent, seasons 6, 7 and 9). Seriously, WTF?

Not many, it looks like.

Is that picture CGI?

Shit…The Lawrence Arms AGAIN?

*Rips up picture of the Grim Reaper*