Ya know, good for him. That's nice to hear.

How about Shane McGowan's teeth?

I work at a shitty portrait studio and I once had a guy come in with his family. Nothing out of the ordinary, of course, except the dude had no eye. He didn't even have the decency to wear a patch! Fuckin scared the shit out of me.

You say that like it would be a bad thing.

Somewhere, Bret Easton Ellis is seething with rage.

Shut it down! Nothing else that happens today will top this awesome, awesome news.

Agreed. That show started out so strong and ended up being a huge disappointment.

We'll be right back with more… MIND QUAD!

I would kill for a weekly series spinoff of Wheels & The Legman

I didn't care about the characters either. In fact, I don't care about any of the GTA characters with the one exception of Tommy Vercetti and that's pretty much only because Ray Liotta is hilarious. At first I was relieved when I started playing as Trevor, because I felt it a revisitation of a Vercetti-like character,…

This is the last of that sort of thing. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low…

Disqus is a harsh mistress.

Revisiting Donkey Kong Country is a torturous experience. That's a fucking tough game, especially all those blizzard levels.

Grand Theft Auto V was tons of fun as I was playing it, but all of a sudden I just quit it. It didn't seem to have the staying power of the other games in the series, although it was a hell of a lot more exciting than IV. It's probably the most fully realized video game world that I've seen, but in a lot of ways it…

I for one am excited to see how Chris Conley defends Dads and Hostages!

I hope you kicked that bitch right to the curb.

It's like people only do things because they get paid, and that's just really sad.

If those two crazy kids couldn't make it, what chance do the rest of us have?

You don't win Emmys with salad!

I never saw The Last Exorcism 2, and I have no plans to, but the first movie was such a pleasant surprise. One of the better recent horror movies.