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I'm gonna jump in here and mention that Hitler did make movies. In fact, the Nazis are responsible for some of the best films ever made. So, ya know, there is that.

"Bottom line is we have two weeks to build a house. It doesn't have to be good, just has to look good."

I think you meant to say, "Meanwhile, Edward Furlong is somewhere terrorizing a supermarket."

Sight unseen, I'd agree that Temptation certainly sounds like the worst movie of the year. Aren't we above slut-shaming yet?

I have made movies. They've been played in actual theaters. No, you're not going to see any of them, because you're a piece of shit.

"Oh yeah, well where's your movie?!" is literally the worst argument you could ever use in defense of a movie.

I think RED 2 had its existence justified thanks to this Onion article:

Does the whole movie look as shitty as that screen grab there? Good god, split toning is destroying the movie industry.

"Don't know how to feel about it" might be more accurate for me as well, but my gut is telling me it's worthy of disgust. I've seen it a few times (once in theater, a couple on Netflix) and each time I've come away from it repulsed.

Yeah, I just can't do ultra-violent movies unless I can find something that redeems them. Like I mentioned, Drive and Bronson are two of my favorite recent movies but those had some weight to them. Especially the elevator scene in Drive, that might be the most shocking and daring sequence I've ever seen in a

Chris Conley, is that you? Awwwwww!

Good argument.

Gangster Squad is one of those rare movies where you can tell, just from the TV spots and the trailers, just how incompetent it is. Everything about it, from the superficial use of its time period setting, to the acting, down to the horrible, horrible digital cinematography (not that digital filmmaking is inherently

Free dumb! Come get yer free dumb!

I'm sure somebody has mentioned it already, and hell if I'm going to read through 500+ comments, but Only God Forgives is probably my pick for worst movie of the year. If not the worst then it was certainly the most disappointing for me.

I bought this game about a week ago. It's been ruining my life ever since.

We're a Mr. Pib family, dammit! You get that damn Tab out of this house!

No, no, no… DON'T STOP A-ROCKIN'!!

If somebody bought me tickets to that, I'd walk 500 miles… IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!

I didn't know Cohen had left the project. That sucks, he was the only real reason why I was excited for this. I guess we couldn't just go with the casting decision that makes complete sense, just gotta dick up a good thing!