Hah, I certainly don't care for this low-class drivel!

Article? What article? The fuck you talkin' about? AV Club posts articles now?

I like Tosh.O.

There's a Ron Jeremy joke here, but I'm just not seeing it.

Hey, don't throw your garbage down here!

I like the new EP. A lot of people don't. Such is life. The world continues to turn.

KEVIIIIIN RAAAMMAAAAAGE!!!

I dunno, my dad likes a lot of cool music. He was riding right along with the Nirvana and Pearl Jam train (which may explain the Ugly Kid Joe purchase to some degree) and a lot of his old LPs are really, really cool. Like, he has all the typical dad-rock stuff like Queen and Thin Lizzy, but then he'll have a random…

Go home, O'Neal, you're drunk!

And nothing of value was lost.

They're headless when I'm done with 'em ;)

He's overrated, Nas is the king of New York.

There is no such thing as a 42-year-old second baseman in baseball. What the fuck were you thinking, Seattle?

Did you hear that Kubiak got fired? I'm shocked! SHOCKED!

Carrie Underwood is the sexiest mannequin on Earth, in that case. And believe you me, I know a lot of sexy mannequins.

ALL HAIL TRUCK FARMER!

Down votes for all!

: The Woody Allen Story

I don't see Hate Computer 2000 around anywhere, soooooo…

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