I went to a CiCi's Pizza once.

I like the Market Basket store brand frozen pizza. I like to customize them by adding feta cheese, really good pepperoni, and maybe some spinach and stuff.

And now you know… the rest of the story.

PHRASING!

I don't think any of us expected him to do that.

LICK WHERE I PEE

Well that blows away my theory that he did it all for the nookie.

It's a promise.

My first DVD was The Planet Of The Apes… the Tim Burton one. Why did you hate me, mom and dad?

I believe I've regaled the AV Club with this tale once or twice before, but fuck it, here's to one more time!

So inessential that it isn't worth finishing senten

Thievery Corp are awesome, but this post… Not so much.

…why?

She sounds like fun to be around.

Hey, we spent all this cash on Microsoft Office 2014 and we're gonna make sure we get our money's worth, dammit!

They have some weird deal with Marvel where Sony will lose the rights to Spider-Man if they don't make a movie every, like, four years. So get strapped in for that second reboot in five years time!

Matt Sharp was the original bass player in Weezer. This band is pretty good, but not as good as people would lead you to believe.

I like Space Jam. It's got some pretty good sports jokes, Bill Murray is hilarious, and the girl bunny has some bomb titties.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=wild+flag

You can still listen to it.